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MARCH MADNESS....RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

MARCH MADNESS

Ok, so I have been trying to fill in my brackets last minute. That's probably not the best plan of action, considering I haven't watched hardly any men's basketball games this year. I know the big names, and after watching a lot of Sportscenter the past 2 days I now know some of the smaller names thanks to Dickie-V. Still I found myself pretty much just guessing this morning. Taking some small risks and then some bigger ones. Even after I said to myself that I was gonna put in some research this year and blow it out. Not happening. There's just not enough time, and then I just stopped giving a crap. The Women's Tournament however is different. I have a file folder to read through before Saturday's games begin. I notoriously do better in this bracket than with the men's. I think honestly this is because I watch a little more women's hoops and keep up with it during the year. I also think that, while it's getting better, the ability of the lower seeded teams to advance is not great. 64 teams are a lot, and there are sometimes when I think that if it were narrowed to 32 or 48 teams then it would be more competitive earlier. These games are easier to pick because the gap between the best and the "just eh" teams are huge. We're talking Grand Canyon huge. Although the top teams that have had a strangle hold on the sport for so long are now finding that their grip is slightly looser. I'm enjoying the up and coming teams and the hope of better competition. I'm glad they keep it at 64, this allows the smaller teams to develop and grow. It gives them one thing you can't get anywhere other than the tournament and that is experience. That is worth even an early exit, because you build on experience. Just look at Kentucky's team this year. Mickie Demoss has her wildcats looking good going into the tournament. A 5 seed isn't bad, capping off a year in which she beat her mentor of 18 years Pat Summitt and her remarkable as always Lady Vols. This tournament will be another stepping stone for that team and so many others and I think in a few years were are going to see a much different tournament, a better one.

Tattoos are Cool!!

Kellie gettin new ink

This was taken at Sacred Heart Tattoo in Little Five Points in Atlanta. Shane did a kick ass job on this tattoo of Jessica Rabbitt. He is awesome.

Movies, Movies, Movies

So, I haven’t had much to write about lately. Sometimes when I think I have something the thought quickly passes. Maybe I need to look into medication for that. Anyway, I finally got some time and realized after researching it a little that there are an ass load of new movies either coming out soon or just recently released that I am interested in seeing. Here they are in no particular order:

BIG TIME RELEASES:

THE DA VINCI CODE-5/16/06
THE SENTINEL-4/21/06
INSIDE MAN- 3/24/06
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 3- 5/5/06
POSEIDON- 5/12/06
X-MEN 3- 5/26/06
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 2- 7/7/06
CARS- 6/9/06
SUPERMAN- 2006
MIAMI VICE- 2006
FAILURE TO LAUNCH- 3/10/06
IDLEWILD- 2006

NOT SO BIG RELEASES:

TSOTSI
ALPHA DOG
TRANSAMERICA
STREET FIGHT
UNKNOWN WHITE MALE
WHY WE FIGHT

So that’s my list so far and it’s still so early. I am either going to have to get a second job to pay for all the movie going experiences, or wait and see which ones end up being worth the 8 bucks.